"Stacy's Dog has got a collar on
He's really well-trained and a lot of fun! Stacy's good for sex, but she really sucks at fetch He's got a collar on, man I really like Stacy's Dog" To the tune of Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne |
So now that high school's over, I have to say
I didn't get that much done sex-u-allay And now that I'm in college I am kinda screwed I only had one boyfriend in like seventh grade And high school was a dry spell if ur catching my wave Now i’m really worried about not getting laid And now every guy wants to know bout me Well at this point in time i might as well just wait And now every guy is always asking me Hey girl can i take ur virginity Your virginity To the tune of The One That Got Away by Katy Perry |